I have seen the light!

Ok. So two hits. And he couldn't throw a first pitch strike. I got it.

But, as soon as they pry the Jack Daniels bottle away from Miguel Cabrera, let's ask him about that hammer SS dropped on him. Ridiculous.

And the bender that left random Motown scrub shaking his head? Filthy. 3-2 count 2 outs two on and he unleashes THAT!

I didn't see one ball hit on the screws either. Every ball that was hit wasn't hit well. Not many guys going to make a living hitting weak grounders to 3rd against the Nats.

So, point one accomplished. A successful first outing against real live big leaguers. And just for fun, the rest of the staff is stinking up the joint. It's going to be a lot harder to keep our biy down on the farm if things keep heading in this direction.